Yea My Life’s Weird (week 2)

Last night, me and my sister were watching Twilight. We were at the part when it’s Bella’s first day of school. And Jessica was telling Bella who the Cullens are, when Edward came in the cafeteria. And then my little sister yells, “Look it’s Cedric! I like Cedric.” She’s three and you have got to love her.
~Angela Warden
Today, I searched “Edward Cullen” on unhandictionary and the first entry that came up was “A psycho who goes in girls’ room at night to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.” I have new faith in the unborn world.
~ Anonymous person
Today, in Computer Apps. I got bored and remembered my friend, Dave, telling me about a website called www.wwwdotcom.com, which bought me to click site there. It said ‘Attention: You have reached the very last page of the Internet. We hope you have enjoyed your browsing. Now turn off your computer and go outside.’ I think I’m in love with the Internet.
~Whitney Lewis

Last night, my friend, Bob, was telling me how his broadcast teaches fell out of his chair and he said he almost fell out of his. The next thing we know we are laughing so hard we fell out of our chairs.
~Angela Warden

Last night, my little brother was writing a pumpkin paper. My mom asked him what he likes and he looks at me and said, “I like to…DANCE!” Then he started dancing and landed on couch the leaning his head back screaming “PULL THE CORD! PULL THE CORD!” He’s six!
~Whitney Lewis

This week was done by Whitney Lewis and Angela Warden.

Yea My Life’s Weird (week 1)

Today in class we were writing an article and the teacher put example on the board. While she wasn’t looking a kid came up and scratched out the name and put ‘Harry Potter’ and then ‘Potter 1’ for the heading. The title was ‘The Emo Kid that should have Died.’ The first sentence was ‘I can not believe you are reading this it is not funny.’ Got to love that kid.
~Whitney Lewis

Today, I left my laptop in the passenger seat of my car while I was running an errand. Also in the car were my GPS unit, my iPod, and a Diet Coke. When I get back, my car has been broken into. My laptop, GPS, and iPod were all there. My Coke was missing.
~Anonymous person

Today my cousin told me he had a girlfriend. An hour later I asked him how his girlfriend was doing he replied they broke up. I asked him why and he replied, “I was young and dumb”. My cousin is 5.
~ Anonymous person

Today in chorus our teacher was yelling at us about our language and how we should watch what we say. A random kid yells out, “How do you know.” And the teacher said, “I have hidden a tape recorder.” We all looked at the only cabinet in the room. The teacher yelled, “NO, NO, NO. It’s not in the cabinet,” as she run to the cabinet. She opened the door and took out the recorder and put it under her shirt. You have to love our teacher.
~Whitney Lewis

~Today, my boyfriend and I decided to go to the movies. We put on our coats and scarves. while waiting outside the theater to buy tickets, a little girl walked up to us, stared at my boyfriend as though she was scared, looked at me in a disgusted way and said “I thought you were better than this!” we were thoroughly confused until we realized I had bushy brown hair and was wearing a scarlet and gold scarf. he has silvery blond hair and had an emerald scarf. I love this little girl, and completely agree.
~ Anonymous person

 

This week was done by Angela Warden and Whitney Lewis